Work. What can I say? But here is a list of stuff you can do if you are a pro waitress person:

1. Don't order sizzling dishes if u sit outside. Oil splatters when u have to open a door.
2. Don't switch tables
3. If your chilli doesn't come. Just. Shut. Up.
4. Please don't dump liquid in the ashtray
5. Don't kao buay kao bu at us. We do it behind you too you know. Biatch.
6. make space as we come through with hot dishes.
7. Please Please Please tell us which one of you is having the won ton mee. Holding it while I get blank looks is so encouraging.
8. You don't have to make a mess. Don't.
9. Please be nice to us cos we'll be nice to you.
10. When you ask for water, WAIT.

hurrrmph. What's with these customers. Looking down on people who waiter. HuRmPh. So what if i don't get everything right. It's called TOLERANCE, especially (tim if u see this, note: Spelling.) if you are getting served.