Application Form and electronic receipt
Date: 4 Nov '05
Name: Phish (species: guppy)
DOB: 600 B.C.
colonisation item requests:
Pink bacteria (200000000000 Million)
Pink fluffy bed slippers (3 slippers, not pairs)
Pink turtleneck (vertically stiped)
Pink exam papers (90% grade average)
Pink dandelions (with mane)
Pink coffee beans (3 gms)
Pink cow (for coffee's milk)
Pink panther (limited edition)
Self (1000000 copies)

Confirmation:
Yes I want these items / please revise my order

Total cost:
$ 50, 98395625736.
After dicount + GST:
$ 5738

Transaction: Online/cash/lifetime supply of chocolate

The transaction has been successful. maidoari!

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