Moo Moo and MiMi

Before Romeo and Juliet, there was
Tristan and Isolde.

Way after Romeo and Juliet, there was
Moo Moo and MiMi.

[Sneak peek trailer of movie plays]

Who is this Moo Moo, so gallant, so strong, so gentle and upright? Who is this MiMi, so graceful, gracious, beauteous and beloved?

*microphone crackles with static* It is my great pleasure today to announce the results of the balloting. We are a fair country (or state or suburb or house; don't lets quibble about size) and a majority vote has conceded to allow Daddy the honorable name of Moo Moo Chong. And Mum didn't quibble about her name, so we didn't have to vote for MiMi- it was a general concensus. It's all just been decided tonight. I'm sure the political red tape won't last long; there's been threat of tickling if I don't stop calling dad Moo Moo but with the extra support of an external voter (an inconspicuous and rather unaware mosquito), I managed to sway the party. Great politics.

Dear Moo Moo and MiMi, you've been support in every possible way and more. Thank you for your beautiful lives and I thank God for your blessed union. Happy Anniversary, 'rents.