I can has sprinklz?

Today I caught Rachel in lecture. Or rather, she caught me. Then we talked in the most retarded way. It's called cheeztalk. I learnt some new words.

funnai
blindish
concurz (can u imagine saying that in court?!)
singirl (you should be attached, stop singing/sinning)

Then the ridikulus comments started.
[sare] I can has Rachelz? says:
can u imagine asking someone to marry u like tt?
[sare] I can has Rachelz? says:
"rachel, ummm.. i can has you?"
rachel says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rachel says:
no u cant
rachel says: u need to learn proper grammar firs

rachel says:
1z herebai awudd u dah diplowma of Cheeztalk

[sare] I can has Rachelz? says:
reahlli?
[sare] I can has Rachelz? says:
i can has hot boys?
rachel says:
u cans!
rachel says:
but leaves some for me
rachel says:
like sprinkles
rachel says:
whoom you thinks is colds

[sare] I can has Rachelz? says:
i has rachelz, iz happy.
[sare] I can has Rachelz? says:
i no throws net
rachel says:
i has saraz, iz happy
rachel says:
i haz sprinkl (far away), iz happy.
rachel says:
if spinkl nearer, iz happier.

[sare] I can has Rachelz? says:
i is sprinkl you with konfatty on yours weddings

OH NOOO. impending bimbotic doom. I don't mind! Come what may. hehe.