*-[Random weird stuff that makes sense to me and to 2 other special people in my life. I love ya both!]]+

It was the 5th day of the last month of the 87th year that it started. The most beautiful queen of all of the pacific ocean was born. With a long flashy tail and sparkling eyes that told of countless hearts to be broken, phishie was the pride of her family. She grew up a charm.. a beautiful guppy in all her splendour, and she was well known for her singing and her AXN in all the ocean. But she always knew there was more than this. More than just stinky algae and a murky TV and sand on the floor all the time.

As her school of fish taught her more stuff about life, she learnt of currents and waves and tides... and she realised that there was more life on land than anywhere else! So she caught the next pacific express that swished her to the shore... and her heart sank as she reached nearer the land she so longed to see... she stayed in the surrounding waters for many days, wondering whether she should try the dry sand... and it was there that her life changed forever. She met Him. No, not HIM. Just him. Hawthorne. He was a miser. A grumpy pessimist. And a great pincher of the beach apes. And she was so mesmerised with him that she decided to marry him! Maybe the chandelier lights in the hallway had something to do with the blindness as well. But anyway, there was a great ceremony at the shore of sherman's lagoon... and they played pool and emptied beer cans every night.

Then one fateful night she met a pink pig who was floating in her bikini. And the thing that amazed phishie was that this pig was so slim and beautiful. She had never in her life seen a more beautiful pig. And this pig was blowing spit bubbles and doing ballet. and she had an orange 37 deg bag full of make up. Esp eyeshadow. So phishie befriended this pig and they became best friends. And after a few years of this (the beautiful pig visiting the beach very often and Phishie living near shore), Phishie saw hawthorne's true colors... when he didn't allow her to use the a/c on a hot night. So they split up and phishie moved out with piggy...

Piggy had a favourite hangout- a cheesecake shop. That's where she met her cheesecake. and all 3 of them became best friends. The dumpy fattening cheesy cake and the phishie with no tail and the piggy that was pink. Her beautiful tail accidentally got eaten on a bus by the other two when they got hungry...

And so it is still. And that's the way it should be. =)

Very lame. hahahah... dun scold me...