Blogsurfed and found a few receipe sites, sport sites and chinese sites. Spanish sites were aplenty; I was deeply remoseful for my inability to comprehend the language. Skipped a few strange sites and landed up in a blog full of quotes. Here's an exerpt. Heh.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

She is always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Between milepost 498 and 500.

- from a legal cross-examination

He is not dead, he is electroencephalographically challenged.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.- Oscar Wilde (I must say, i LOVE Wilde.)

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.- Agatha Christie

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Of course we did it for good! No one ever does something for bad.

I am not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~ Elizabeth Metcalf

Dear Abby:My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? It changes their blood type.

There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man's self. - Francis Bacon

Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.- Mark Twain

If there is one thing I cannot stand, it is intolerance.

I was minding my own business when a pedestrian hit me and went under my car.- as written on an insurance form

Eat Crap! 10 Trillion Flies Can't Be Wrong!

DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of the disease by the patient's pulse and purse.

Bart Simpson at the chalkboard: I will not yell "She's dead" at roll call.

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.- Billy Wilder

Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a Mother Superior, the Minister of Finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel Tower.

TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them both and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

Ho hum.. enough for one night you reckon? I've gone a tad crazy. falafal falafal.