There's Something Pee-shy Going On Here!

Something really didn't smell right that night. We were on our usual patrol rounds, sitting in the car with our feet up and the windows down. All that was missing was a couple of doughnuts. A call came in for Officer Wong, and I was about to doze off when she suddenly made a huge exclaimation. Oh. My. Goodness!

There in the corner of a small junction leading to a parking lot was a middle aged man, peeing in a corner, looking suspiciously around the wall to see if anyone was coming. In disbelief, we stared at him as he discreetly zipped up and left, walking down the deserted main road without any evidence of his heinous crime. Then we cringed as we watched an innocent car turn into the parking area, wheels rolling over you-know-what. I saw no car, and therefore no reason for him to have disposed of his body fluids where he did, but officer wong was convinced that there must have been a car. I guess the idea of a psycho randomly marking his territory held no appeal to either of us.

While DNA evidence has been sent to the lab to be processed, there has been a backlog of specimen testing due to an accident in the lab. Also, the pictures that we (S&S) took were none too clear. So if anyone knows who this... perpetrator is...

DIRECT HIM TO THE NEAREST RESTROOM PLEASE.